Yep, I am just here, sitting, drinking heavily sugared (is that a word? Meredith says that I have a habit of making up words when I am tired or drunk) Tea, reading some stuff, searching for random yaoi and bishie pics, and contemplating the meaning of life.... Okay, maybe not the last one, but I am doing everything else.

I don't want to start another rant about people pissing me off at work, but I will say this: Common courtesy, like putting your tray away or telling us about spills, or throwing out your food and not leaving pickles stuck to the wall is APPRECIATED! IT MAKES US DISGRUNTLED M'S WORKERS HAPPY AND NICER!!!!!! Some mother had the nerve had to come up to me and said "I spilled my kid's drink". Now that's not bad, it is expected, but when I went over to her table with a mop, I find French Fries everywhere! At this point the mom mentioned, with a giggle, that her kids had had a fry throwing competition.

Murder is illegal, Murder is illegal, Murder is illegal, Murder is illegal, Murder is illegal, Murder is illegal, Murder is illegal,

That is my mantra, and I shall stick to it.

On a brighter note, I started watching DN Angel, have only watched first three episodes, but I really like it so far. DARK IS HOT!!!!!!!!! So hot that I embarked on a Google image search for pics of him and the rest of the cast. I have decided to make a Yaoi/Bishie Collage to decorate my room. KT gave me the inspiration for it when she made me that smut collage. It shall be smutty and great!

Oh, today in Jap class we were talking about Nihon, and stuff, and COrnish-sensei mentioned a word that we didn't know (hell, we don't know a lot of things, but meh) and then asked what a group of islands was known as. I said "Archipelago". Then me and Sandia started laughing.

The Smutsian Archipelago, islands made of dumplings! In my boredom, I have decided to name the islands and the bishies that inhabit them. I believe that there were 7 main islands:

1) Lube, it's a necessity--> Heero and Duo (1x2x1)

2) Heart Throbbing Harmony (sounds so poetic next to "Lube", doesn';t it?) --> (Trowa and Quatre 3x4x3)

3) Reigning Dragons who are easily pissed off --> Wufei, Zechs, Treize (5x6x13)

4) GlOmP--> Yuki and Shuichi (who else would live on an Island named "GlOmP"? Or maybe called "I love you, you cold-hearted bastard")

5) Gun in Pocket--> Dee x Ryo (I am sure this is a common occurance for Dee, a "gun" in his "pocket")

6) Sparkles and Sake--> Tsuzuki x Hisoka (They sparkle, and Hisoka drinks Sake which leads to him being in "Zuki's bed, enough said)

7) Cynisicm and Fluff --> Seishirou x Subaru (He's a cynical bastard, the other's lost, their fics have WAFF moments amidst the torture)

TRANSLATION FOR NON-FANFICTION FREAKS: WAFF = warm and fuzzy feeling

8) Torture and Reconciliation --> Hugh x Sei (from "Kimi no Naka de Nemurasete, a great Yaoi manga, get it at www.ob-session.net. READ IT!)

The other mini islands contain couples from "Love Mode", more X pairings, more Yami pairings, Ai no Kusabi (Rikky and Iason, Raoul and Guy), Will Turner and Jack Sparrow are in there somewhere, and every other Yaoi couple you could imagine!
Fave saying that I am gonna get on a t-shirt: For every seme there is an uke, for every Shonen, there is Ai, for every hot, male couple there is a drooling yaoi fan standing 5 feet away

I AM THAT DROOLING FANGIRL!