CORN COB!!!!!!!!! Yep, only a select few will understand why I am currently holding my intestines in from laughing too much. Hee hee hee hee hee

*pulls out guitar*

In commemoration of me actually leaving the house this weekend:

* ahem * ...You can always go..DOWNTOWN..!

Yep, just made another cheesecake, can ya tell?

Now I have to go shred illegal and confiedential documents but shhhh, don't tell