Saturday, January 29, 2005

The show last night wasn't exactly our best performance, but after thinking about it, I've decided to adhere to the old "out of sight out of mind" thingie. That and Rafiki from The Lion King saying "it doesn't matter- it's in the past". Yes, Disney can be philosophical...

Last night, as I was settling into bed, I heard Chris yell "Mouse!!!" My first thoughts were "shit." We haven't had a mouse in the last little while and I knew I wouldn't be sleeping well. I yelled for mom and dad and dad came running, They shut the door to Chris' room and I stayed 3ft off the floor on a chair before I ran to the other wing of the house to wait with mom. 10 minutes later I went to see how it was going and dad told me to get a hockey stick.

*sweatdrop*

Right, so I got the stick, passed it to him, then went back to the 'rents' room. It took another ten minutes before I learned that dad had barricaded himself in Chris's bathroom with the stick, gave it a wrist shot, then flushed the dead sucker down the toilet.

Needless to say I did not sleep well last night for fear of revenging mice coming out of the plumbing.

And some people you just can;t get out of your head...

7 days until my birthday!!!!






You Are 25 Years Old



25





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.






It's Not Sex. It's ... :
Having a Bit of Sugar Stick





Your Stripper Name is: Peaches

Your 80s Theme Song:
Your 80s Theme Song is Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles
You know you're from Toronto when...
A really great parking spot can move you to tears.
You can recommend about 3 good body piercing parlours.
You make well over $100,000 and you still can't find a nice place to live.
You realize there are far more rainbow flags in the city than Canadian Flags.
When the temperature rises above zero degrees, you yell "Woohooo! Patio weather!"
You enjoy watching channel 47 multicultural TV
You're guaranteed to know at least one person on every episode of Speaker's Corner.
You haven't been to the CN Tower since you were six, but still have nightmares about that damn turbo elevator.
You've had at least 3 bicycles stolen in the past 10 years.
You've partied with at least one of the members of The Kids in the Hall
You've fantasized about having sex in Casa Loma
At least 3 of your friends have moved to Vancouver
You turn your nose up at any establishment frequented by the S&M crowd. (Scarborough and Mississauga)
You never, never, never swim in the lake You know "The Beaches" are really called "The Beach", but still say "The Beaches" just to annoy all the nitwits who live there
You ever had a birthday party at the Organ Grinder or The Mad Hatter
You can say "world's tallest freestanding structure" ten times fast
You know the correct answer to "Where do shopping carts go to die?" is "The Don River"
You speak better Chinese than French
The word "cabbagetown" doesn't strike you as particularily amusing
Castle Frank subway station remains one of the great mysteries of the universe for you.
You know what the bathrooms in the First Canadian Place are REALLY for
You don't know where Fort York is, but have a vague recollection of being there in a past life You know the Demic's song "I Wanna Go To New York City" was intended as sarcasm, not a weekend getaway suggestion
You know where to find Dim Sum, Sushi, Curry, Pad Thai and a dildo at 3 am on a weeknight For the last time, it's pronounced 'TRONNA'!
You consider eye contact a sign of hostility and an invasion of your privacy.
It takes you half an hour to get to work by TTC and you are the envy of all your friends.
You mourned the death of the Spadina Bus.
You know someone who went to high school with at least one member of The Barenaked Ladies or RUSH
You laugh heartily at people who refer to highway four hundred and one.
You've taken the vomit comit.
You can manuver your bike across Queen st. without getting caught in the streetcar tracks.
You know the difference between souvlaki, moussaka and spanakoptia.
You can name at least three locations of The Beer Store that are open till 11 PM.
You have NEVER been to the Hard Rock Cafe
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Toronto.
To all of mty T.O. friends...

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