it isn't everyday that you look out your window, into the tree lined lane with old buildings in the shadows that is your beautiful view, and see a girl giving her boyfriend a handjob on the bench. In broad daylight. In full view of all residence windows. The thing that strikes me as uber funny is that the girl would give furtive glances up and down the path but not once did she look up at the hundreds of windows around her.

Needless to say, I found it very difficult to concentrate on writing the conclusion of my essay. However, the icing on the cake was when a certain, unnamed Eurasian girl opened by window and asked them for an encore, to which I added that security was on their way. The guy flipped us the bird and they moseyed away a minute or two later.

Man, it takes balls to engage in a sexual act in broad daylight. I think I may be scarred for life...