In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, I have discovered that my pirate name is Bloody Bess Kid. Unfortunately, I will be unable to attend tonight's festivities as I have a meeting at 9:15.

Arrrr, I says. Kill meeting!

However, I just went shopping and bought tape, bandaids, vitamins, a Spanish dictionary,a knee brace, and a french conjugation book.

Fun.